HEY, YOU CAN PAY YOUR FEDERAL INCOME TAX IN CASH AT 7-11!

​For real!  Here’s the IRS announcement:

​The Internal Revenue Service announced [on April 6] a new payment option for individual taxpayers who need to pay their taxes with cash. In partnership with ACI Worldwide’s OfficialPayments.com and the PayNearMe Company, individuals can now make a payment without the need of a bank account or credit card at over 7,000 7-Eleven stores nationwide.
‘We continue to look for new ways to provide services for our taxpayers…’ said IRS Commissioner John Koskinen.

Uh huh.  If I use that service, do I get a discount on a Slurpee?